Aliens Abduct Wedding Guests!

Last Friday was the response deadline for the wedding and we've heard from just over half of the guestlist.  That means about forty percent of our guests have been kidnapped by aliens!  Hopefully they're nice aliens...

If you have not responded and are not currently being experimented on by creatures from outer space, please let us know.  We understand how sneaky those deadlines can be sometimes!

Of those that have responded, we've received some pretty hilarious replies.  Below are some of the best comments, so far.  Names have been removed to protect the guilty...

Number of Minors

1. Can I bring [the dog]?
2. Three (sorry)
3. Not Sure

Song Requests

1. You've got to be kidding
2. [Husband] likes "I Touch Myself"
3. I Like Big Butts

Best Messages

1. This has got to be the strangest wedding invitation I have ever gotten...I love it!
2. We've never been to middle of nowhere Nebraska and since we live in the middle of nowhere South Dakota, we're looking forward to the middle of nowhere somewhere else.