Maybe When You Learn Manners?

I went out to lunch with a couple of coworkers the other day.  The topic of the wedding came up we were talking about my plans and my coworkers weddings.  Then one of them turned to me and asked...

"So when are you going to have kids?"

Whoa.  Excuse me?  Brandishing my fork menacingly, I replied...

"If you ask that question again, I may be forced to stab you."

Out of concern for the health and safety of our guests, it is recommended that this question and ones similar to it be avoided.  Just because there is going to be a ring on my finger (figuratively, at least) does not make the status of my "oven" an open topic of discussion.